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My mom bought soup...4 cans...I picked up2 with my left hand BUT could only grab 1 with my right...does that mean my left hand is bigger than my right...just like my feet??
Then I cut a green apple with my left..whooHoo...my quest to amedextrarity has evolved...I started my writing #s backwards with my right...then started with with #s writing with my left...then I graduated to the alphabet...my old boss dave sandiford from electrofilm told me I was gonna drive my self crazy doing this...now I see it as a fusion of dominant&recessiveness...
It will obviously expand my brain activity...THEREFORE~ MY NEED TO WANNA KNOW ANYTHING&EVERYTHING IS EXPANDING...MY SOUL HAS TOUCHED MY BODY...
I HAVE ONLY RECENTLY BEGUN TO HAVE MAJOR MIND/BODY CONTROL...I CAN RELEASE MY BLADDER WHEN I'M 1 WITH MYSELF&I CAN HOLD IT ALMOST THE WHOLE DAY...
HEEHEE...AREN'T I AMAZING! YES...WE KNOW !-p

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311 is the number when i end that quote
in a corner on the screen which makes the pixel glow
my thoughts, they come to light-
waves thru the mic
only the mighty blow
like mike and ikes
and gum with stripes
i got your senses on a roll
with lines making the ill
street fiends at will
tryna cop my score
i'll keep it for real
i skeem, i steal
i hiss, they heel
kissed by the kill
CAUTION'd rhymes of a SCORPiO

d.white~could.BiSON...{=^_^=}

I THINK i met my AMERICAN"white" BOY fantasy last night...
if i had to pick a movie character to analogize my FANCIES i'd have to say brad pitt in legions of the fall.
takes place somewhere in the wood...PROHIBITION era...pop's homie~a "NATIVE" american "SanDMAN"

anyways he looks like he could be yeahyeah's LiL brother, works on muscle cars, drinks my favorite convenient store beer, has a fetish with BLOWING smoke, mmm...& yummy...

WISH i had TeLeKeNiSiS already!

so sunday night...i asked him if he could get me some GReeNeRY& we started debating on whether or not we should see each other cuz ya know...we both have feelings!
Funny how this is the second time we've celebrated this HALLMARK holiday together the morning after!

he hasn't changed a bit i hate his jealous rants& "fishing for complements" attitude.
kissed with no sparks...FINALLY~its over

3:03 am...missed call from 6616079669

sister wakes me up @ 10:40
i recall a dream in which i thought was KYLE "accidently" stepping on my hand.

i ask
10:58 AM... did you dial the wrong # ? Funny how my dream had you in it...
... do you know a girl named KATiE who lives by the promenade

11:59 AM... No and no

12:00 PM... did ya have a question ya thought i could answer?

12:01 PM ...no

12:04 PM... drunk and dialing?

~no reply

i'm assuming he was thinking about me

HA i knew it...i just peeped his space page....4am VALENTINES DAY
sent him a message...Aww...your depressed...what happened with your girl? My sister is going thru the same non-sense with her man cuz she's a pathological lier! tried to give her a pep talk but i dont really like working for free...i should be getting paid to be anybody's THERAPIST~only cuz i have a degree! She cried herself2sleep&i feel bad...HOPE SHE'S OK so we can go shopping tomorrow...
anywayz I HATE MY INSOMNIA

Kevin Jones THinking about my life and the only one that can help me. GOD
Mood: depressed

Posted at 11:12 AM Feb 11
Kevin Jones Feeling like I should Leave well enough alone. :(
Mood: numb

Posted at 2:18 PM Feb 9

FiCO

I REALLY WANT TO THANK MY MOMMY FOR ESTABLISHING GRADE A CREDIT LINES FOR ME...my 1st piece of plastik as worth $4500...that year i had my first shopping spree

THIS MORNING I OPENED MAIL FROM 1 OF MY BANKS [got 3 of em cuz POPz says its GOOD to scatter $ around] NOTIFYING ME THAT THEY WANNA GIVE ME VISA "PLATINUM" {no less than a G} CREDIT LINE WITH A 3.9% APR...my FiCO must BE a GOOD #...haven't checked it in WHILE cuz i wasn't really interested.

1 OF MY BANKS [got 3 of em cuz POPz says its GOOD to scatter $ around] just NOTIFedME THEY WANNA GIVE ME a VISA "PLATINUM" {no less than a G} CREDIT LINE WITH A 3.9% APR...but my HOMIE ROGERS [1a my bankers] ADVISED ME NOT TO BE IMPULSIVE...REMINDING ME TO LOWER MY DEBT TO CREDIT RATIO AND ALLOW MY FICO SCORE TO CLIMB IN ORDER TO QUALIFY FOR A LARGE LINE WITH 0% APR & SUPER LOW INTEREST RATE WHEN PROMO TIME DONE

JUST SPENT $100 @KMART ON MAKE-UP FROM PHYSICIANS FORMULA, FACE CLEANSING ESSENTIALS, TRAVEL mini ITEMS, & A GANG OF DIFFERENT FLAVORED SODA...

DEFINITION an UnKNoWN CHARACTER

1.Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.

If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
SYNONYMS: a flower, an angel-face, kg, adorable

tired...2B continued...

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5th of FEBRUARY of 1996

MY ARTiSTRY

i just found a HAIKU i wrote in MS. SAVAGE's 7th grade ENGLISH class [1ST period].

~~TOLL MIDDLE SHOOL-GLENDALE, CALIFAs~~

I had folded the document as an ORIGAMI ENVELOPE

BLACK, THE COLOR OF

DARKNESS, SHADOWS, CAUTION.

A DIM UNDERWORLD

FIRE, GLEAMING IN THE

SHADOWS OF A MURKY ALL.

ALONE FOREVER

4 all those i know behind the GRiDIRON...

"HERE'S THE MAIL
IT NEVER FAILS
IT MAKES ME WANNA WAG MY TAIL
WHEN I COMES I WANT TO WAIL
...MAAAAAIL..."

THAT'S WHAT THE 1ST LETTER ALWAYS SAYS
...awww...i miss mah "PEN PALS" from JR. HIGH
i had a GANG of 'em..i always feel EXTRA speical when i receive correspondense!
OH TOLL middle SKooL ...we were the GREEN & GOLD TITANS

WHY DOESN'T MY FAM BELIEVE IN MY TROUBLESHOOTING SKILLS

PEOPLE USED TO PAY $125 for an hour of my time [even if my clients issue was resolved in less than a minute] when i worked as a "NEIGHBORHOOD SUPPORT TECHNICIAN with the I.T company MAKE IT WORK. I DROVE A MINI COOPER with a gas card, a blackberry, a MACBOOK, along with any LiL gadget i wanted to play with [shipped to my UPS box].
mad tips (like 12 row Laker tickets & cash & even breakfast, lunch or dinner courtesy of my client) while making $3000 base with commission ranging from $2000-$3000 depending on client contracts signed, equipments sales & after hour troubleshooting.
+ games and prizes with incentives...too many to name

EVERY TIME THEY ASK ME FOR HELP THEY GET MAD CUZ THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
THEY THINK I'M HACKING INTO THEIR SYSTEM FOR INFO...THEY MAKE ME WALK AWAY WHEN ENTERING PASSWORDS

I KEEP TELLING THEM THAT IF I WANTED I WOULDA DONE SO CUZ I HAVE BOOT DISKS...HELLO I'M A COMPUTER NETWORKING MAJOR...A+ CERT, CCNA, VOICE & DATA CABLING, COMPUTER ELECTRONICS...
I COULD HACK EM IF I WANTED TO BUT I RESPECT PEOPLES PRIVACY...NOT THAT I DON'T CARE BUT MORE LIKE

I CAN CARE-LESS

I KEEP SAYING THAT I'LL NEVER HELP AGAIN BUT I ALWAYS DO CUZ IT'S FUN...I ENJOY REVERSE ENGINEERING, EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER I BE TAKING THINGS APART AND PUTTING THEM BACK TOGETHER

DON'T THEY GET IT....

WAS, AM, & ALWAYz WILL BE

GENIUS

i'm my own hair dresser, chiropractor, acupuncturist, massage therapist, esthetician, "handy girl"...

i even get checks in the mail & i don't even work...i just play

ALL DAY EVERYDAY...♥ THE SPONTANEITY OF MY L!Fe

dunno why this KAT has such a hold on meeh

"REMIND

MEEH

FORGET"

FORGET HIS NAME
FORGET HIS FACE
REMEBER TO HIM YOU ARE JUST A DISGRACE
FORGET HIS #
FORGET HIS BROTHER
REMEMBER TO THEM YOU ARE JUST 1 OF ANOTHER
FORGET THE DAYz THAT WERE SPENT
FORGET ALL THE TIMES YOU MET AGAIN
REMEMBER MANY WARNED YOU HE IS NOT A FRIEND
FORGET THE CHESS GAMES THAT WERE PLAYED
FORGET THE STUPID BOOK THAT BOBBY FISHER MADE
REMEMBER THAT WE ARE ALL MARRIED 2 THE GAME
FORGET THE KISSES THAT GAVE YOU CHILLS
FORGET THE WAY HIS BODY FEELz
REMEMBER THAT HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE PLENTY OF
   G!RLz
FORGET THE DREAMS YOU CONSTANTLY HAVE WITH
   HIM
FORGET THE ONES THAT HAVE BEEN ACTUALLY LIVED
REMEMBER THAT YOU STILL REMAIN HIS MISTRESS
FORGET HE SAID HE LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
FORGET HE TOLD YOU HOW MUCH HE MISSED YOU
REMEMBER HOW YOU LIKE TO MAKE EACH OTHER
   LOOK A♠FOOL
I'M ASKING ALL OF YOU TO HELP ME FORGET
I'M ASKING YA'LL TO HELP ME LAY HIM TO REST
REMIND MEEH THAT i WILL 4EVA BE HIS
   KARAMA @ BEST

he sang me this song once...i spent the weekend with DODi & mah celly died on me...
i get home, check the caller id & see a gang of missed calls from all kinds of #'s
he picked me up in his BLACK primered '90s FORD TAURUS
...all sadly he procliams--> i missed you so much where were you, why didn't you call i even came by a couple times knocked on your door but nobody answer & i'm like whoa there...you sound like a FATAL ATTRACTION...he's overly zealous!!!

this was our last E-MAIL conversation...

1/13/2010 7:59 AM SUBJECT: i just gotta tell you what just happene

trip out on this...i was on this sight jango.com listening to playable missy elliot songs & when i attempted to select "step off" (by missy) to start playing that chris brown song that you once sang to me began playing...

hope you have a wonderful day & wish you the best life has to offer you

1/13/2010 8:02 AM

U r startin to make my girl and her sistewr mad.

1/13/2010 9:17 AM

HOW DO YA THINK I FEEL

HONESTLY it's not my fault...i can't stop these things from occuring

i relay the information to you because you also play a part in dealing with the situation

*if you don't help i'm left at a stalemate

these things aren't just co-incidences...you know everything happens for a reason and it annoys me too like seriously nightmarish omens

i'm not trying to get @ ya cuz it's not worth it anymore BUT since you apparently can't be friends with people you've dated~like it's such a big deal...

you're one of the very few that have taken the whole "i have a girl" excuse out of proportion so don't send anybody to my house causing a scene cuz my intentions are not to bring drama but i guess you like that nonsense

i know of a way to make this all go away but i dunno if you'll even consider it cuz you're all JESUSified! and i believe in the holy spirit god and jesus and how the world in a very different way cuz i am a medium & ITS really hard to explain without being offensive or disrespectful to your beliefs or evensounding malicious in nature

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS TOO...I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER BUT YOU WON'T STAY OUTTA MY DREAMS...~~tell your SOUL to leave me-LONE~~

SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION BUT TWICE THINK ABOUT THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE AND HOW THEY WILL NOT ONLY AFFECT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU BUT ALSO YOUR OWN WELL BEING AS WELL AS THE MY-STERY'S OF TOMORROW

IN ESSENCE THIS HEADACHE THAT WE BOTH HAVE IS ON YOU

PEACE OUT

==TuFFY

LATER ON FACE...

Karen Melissa Rocha

wow i just read the lyrics to that song&i'm totally baffled by the whole situation-maybe like 1/4 of the meaning applies to our relations...why is it that he can be my friend and my lover but not my homie??? i was once told by another lovers brother that my attitude and actions were so unique that he didn't know how to deal with me. they love mynonchalant attitude but the strategies i engage in dumbfounded then so much that "the homie" turned their back, exclaimed self-pity, or ceased communication so as to not look foolish & keep their real feelings incognito.
at this point thou i'm HONESTLY tired of these omens i receive-some telling me to proceed with caution& others make me feel as thou he haunts me cuz not even in my dreams am i able to flee this LuSTFuL magnetic attraction we have cuz there's no such thing as a coincidence~desires that are obtained are simply self-fulfilling prophecies. YET my beliefs&countless experiences validate the fact that EVERYTHING HAPPENS 4 a reason so what is it?
have i yet to fulfill the task i was meant to help him achieve? he's obviously still not ready to have an asset like me in his life and be a homie...he's forgiven me so many times for atrocious things i have put him thru. things no1 has even done before. actions that were not intentionally carried out for malicious reasons. i know that because i am a medium i had the burden of carrying out the consequences of his karma cuz even thou he has a tattoo of an angel he is far from it.
i you've taken the time to read this PLEASE PRAY that in the extremely nearest future this whole ordeal will be RESOLVED

January 13 at 4:17pm

1/13/2010 5:57 PM

This is Kevin's girlfriend, you need to stop writing my boyfriend these messages. You are a weird bitch and even if me and Kevin weren't together he wouldn't want to kick it with a crazy bitch like you. You seriously need to leave him alone and stay the fuck out of his life or there is going to be big problems. If you don't want drama then don't ever write him again or your going to get your ass beat. Deal with your dreams by yourself.

1/13/2010 10:51 PM

ya'll people are soooo funny...

think i'm crazy cuz ya don't get me

it's just that i'm on a higher level...1 in witch sadly ya'll will never know

if i'm sooo crazy give me some reasons why cuz i'd ♥ to know

this LiL ordeal is not a joke it's beyond you &him & me & us

it's so hard to explain...believe me i've tried to figure out a way for this shit to stop but i've been unsuccessful& he's the only 1 that really knows what i'm talking

kevin's not gonna change...he will alwayz be an overly-zealous emotional punk full of self-pity & his "oh whoa-ith me" attitude~"i can't do anything write"

besides that he's a lier, cheater & a chump cuz he never maned up & payed his dues to me. thus he remains a THIEF in the night--> don't know where he came from and don't know where he goes

you want drama bring it cuz from my experience he seems to like that nonsense

PEACE out you LAME ass LiL KiDz

They said something back but i didn't get to read it because he erased his profile & made a new 1 cuz his LIFE is full of NON-SENSE& DRAMA-rama...

A COUPLE DAYz LATER ON SPACE...

January 19, 2010 - Tuesday

why the hell to i continue to have dreams about you kevin?

last night we were chill'n with the set and for some reason i was mad at you and totally ignored you acting like you weren't even there... almost as if i was seeing right thru you.

we can't be friends because we hate each others personality around other people

SO WHY CAN'T YOUR DAMN SOUL&MIND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE WHILE I'M SLEEPING.

i'm tired of this nonsense.

PLEASE [minerva] HELP US

10:08 PM

WOW...i am very powerful.

so i'm looking thru my sent mail to see if one of my friends has gotten my message and i notice a blank spot where the profile picture should be& that that message had been replied to & it's a message i sent to yours truly.

so i wanted to see if i was right..if that meant he had deleted his page& guess what

i was right as usual.

so he's saying scratch everybody its just me&my bro&hoe

thus the ignorance i gave him in my dream.

what now thou...i'm tired of him talking to me thru my dreams

i don't wanna know his status

PLEASE LEAVE ME LONE KEVIN DEREK JONES

DON'T MAKE SOMETHING OUTTA NOTHING

OH that LiL boy is soooooo cute...i ♥ MC'DONALD'S fries, they are my weekness (with BBQ sauce)
FROM FACEBOOK:

Karen Melissa Rocha just "stumbled upon" this video of "wood pushers" of SAUGUS...oh how i hated that skool...be it the reason why i graduated when i was 16 & i'm almost posititve that if i had chosen to go to HART or VALENCIA i wouldn't be the LiL GENIOUS that i am today...
STILL PROUD TO SAY THAT BOOKS ARE MY ABSOLUTE LOYAL FRIENDS TIL THEE END ;P
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so i met this guy a couple years ago & he was a friends ex-boyfriend
and just in December i was chilln with him & his homies drinking...we were both sitting on the same bed just chatting with everybody and slowly but surely all of us fell asleep. i wake up and he's M.i.A.
so the next night...meeh& his peeps are "bar hopping" on bouquet! i'm cold and drinking Baileys&coffee so i volunteer to be the designated driver.
he so needs a new transmission...i drive his ride home to get pajamas and my "travel night" bag.
i park in front of his homies house & i'm getting my bag out the back & he's like DAMN you got curves for days...i smurk & say--> i know i got a Big Bootty huh...yeah i like looking @ it TOO ^_^
we fall asleep together but this time i bounce before he wakes up.
so new years eve i go to their stupid LiL party drinking RUM & blowing smoke all night.
i'm in the bathroom & he hollars & reply~ yo but he decides to brake in the bathroom...so glad i was pulling down my dress when he got the door open.
oh wait my outfit...was supposed to go to DODI's BLACK, WHITE & SILVER bash but i took too long getting ready cuz i was bullshitting with my sister & my ride bounced to their event...
white tight ass dress a bit above the knee showing off my 38"-[34D] 30"-39" figure. no bra with mad cleavage..a white LiL short sleeve sweater that buttoned just @ the top...GOLD tights...Violet snake skin 5" peak toe heelz...gold accessories...black 3/4 length coat...french tip mani&pedi...& i had just dyed my hair BLACK-VIOLET and i went out CHOLA style with the moose&hair spray...
i'm bullshitting with him til like 3-4 maybe even later in the morning & h he's harrassing me to lay down next to WEST but he was crushing and i wasn't so J.T. lays down next to him and west casually rolls over and puts his arm around him & i exclaim see...ya see...
so J.T. takes off my heels & he lays next to homeboy...i lay next to him and he grabs me and starts kissing on my neck&cheek...i think it's messed up that he's doing that right next to his homeboy like to me that's FOUL.
so i'm like...OH i feel the sexual tension cuz i knew he'd take it the wrong way and quit tryna MAC it ya know. so we fall asleep and i wake up and everybody's gone/
WEST takes me home & i ask him to take me to buy food,,so i come out the house and he's M.i.A. so i hit him up and he's like you crazy i ain't talking to you no more.
kuckin fokk BLOCKER man...i dunno if i'm ever gonna see him again

BUT WHAT REALLY GETS ME IS THAT EVERY OTHER TIME I CHECK SPACE HE POPz UP "PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW" & I'M LIKE DAMN I WANNA HOLLA CUZ HE MAKES ME FEEL SEXY & I ♥ THAT...+ HE IS CUTE...

SHOULD I HIT HIM UP OR SHOULD I JUST LET IT BE...OH WOE-eTH MEEH

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